French Open Protester Ties Herself to Net During Men’s Semifinal

Doomsday prophecies warning of “the end being near” were rare in the past and rarely occurred, but now they’re cutting-edge climate activists. On Friday, during the third set at the French Open tennis tournament as Norway’s Casper Ruud led Croatia’s Marin Cilic 4-1, the match was interrupted for fifteen minutes. Just as Ruud was about to serve, he instead watched incredulously as a “climate activist,” that is, a brainwashed lunatic, ran onto the court and tied herself by the neck to the net, to save the planet or something.

A few days before, another “climate activist”, at Paris’s Louvre, jumped from a chair to try to break the bulletproof glass that protected Leonardo da Vinci’s, Mona Lisa. Instead of trying to break it with a gun, he decided to decorate the glass with cake.

At the French Open, a protester was seen sitting in a stone-faced spot at a net. Tennis players went back to their dressing rooms until things returned to normal.

The woman was wearing a white T-shirt with the English handwritten message “We Have 1028 Days Left” printed on it. As this happened on Friday, June 3, that would mean that the death of the world from global warming is set for Thursday, March 27, 2025, and I don’t mind telling you, I feel gypped. After all, it was in January 2019 that millennial sage Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-Ditzville) told us that the world would end in twelve years, which would give us a good eight and a half more years. But it’s less than three years until March 2025; how did our time get cut?

Science seems to be getting more dire and apocalyptic. The Washington Post reported on May 20th that the U.N. Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change had stated that global emissions must peak by 2025 in order to avoid devastating consequences.

The Washington Post admitted that scientists are being driven insane by all of this hysteria. Climate hysteria stems mainly from the reckless propagation of pseudoscientific fallacies. But, “activists”, such as the French Open girl, dismiss anyone who tries to convince her she is insane and call them “right-wing nuts”. They also know that their heroes will be able to move inland in the face of floodwaters.

French Tennis Federation Laconically stated that “the young French woman of French citizenship entered these grounds with an earlier morning’s ticket.” According to Laconically, French Tennis Federation, “The young French woman of French citizenship entered the grounds with an earlier morning ticket.”

But it likely will again, if not to Casper Ruud, then to someone else — maybe Mona Lisa. After all, we have only 1,028 days left — make that 1,027 now — and look how many internal combustion engines there are still destroying the planet! The time to return to the stone age is drawing so perilously short. And so is the time to save an entire generation from this hysterical and groundless climate lunacy.